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Just you wait, wornldews has told me that the wholesome chungus Azov battalion troops will reach and conquer Moscow any day now

When you’re a western puppet state, everything is legal

They should try something like announcing their plan to bring back prohibition or saying they’re gonna make us go to war with Paraguay because the country has bad vibes. That’ll definitely win them the very real and statistically significant moderate Nazi vote

This is the first time I have learned that something called “Shorkicide” exists, I’d ask what it means but I think my brain is already pouring out of my ears so I’m a bit afraid to

Kamala fucking sucks but at this point I kind of want to see her win for the sole reason that it would make Elon sad

Let he who has not been turned gay by mormon aura cast the first stone

Karl Marx

Does this mean the f35s will malfunction and explode mid air on their first flight rather than their second

Mom said its my turn to post the picture

Something to consider with Rogan is that he’s similar to Trump, in that he’ll just fold and agree with whatever you’re saying like he does on his podcast. Not that you would be able to convince him to embrace communism in the long term, but it could be pretty funny to make him basically turn into Vladimir Lenin for 10 hours

Was Ghostbusters ever actually good though

Just imagine Sisyphus cumming or whatever the saying is

The presidential debates are just gonna be two people whose brains are being melted by Islamophobia in real time calling each other Hamas operatives over and over again for two hours, like how the 2020 debates turned into a competition over who could be more jingoistic and sinophobic

One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff

XI JINPING IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I’VE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A FUGLY SLUT

Oh shit, a 6000 dollar payout? That’ll surely make up for their innocent relatives being blown up for no reason!

Good governance is when you let your country fall apart because you’re too scared of getting your hands dirty to reign in rogue senators who are putting your country’s population at risk of starvation

Hell yeah we love dictatorships of the proletariat

Oh shit it’s the person from the original meme