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LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Day 17 of posting very funny memes until the mods stop me or I run out

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Day 17 of posting very funny memes until the mods stop me or I run out

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LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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    At the beginning of each other player’s upkeep, create a 1/1 civilian token and immediately drone strike it

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    • Ithorian [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Holy shit Christopher Columbusdata-laughing

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        Not too long ago, Magic banned several cards because of the racist wording. Notably, Cleanse (“Destroy all black creatures”).

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          also the kkk card

  • vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    meow-tableflip color pie

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      8 mana for something i might consider if it were a 3 or 4 drop? nah, get out of here. for 9 mana in the same colors I could drop a Blazing Archon onto the battlefield

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    Hmmmm overcosted, understatted with two redundant abilities?

    There’s some commentary in here I’m missing

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      Well, not redundant exacly, blue loves to tap creatures out of combat and vigilence would not prevent that, so untapping all your creatures every turn is not useless even with vigilence.

      Though I am disappointed to see that this card does not have ‘Airstrike’…

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    A universes beyond deck based on liberal mythology would be pretty funny if done well. I want an Elizabeth Warren card that taxes 2% of the opponent’s mana, rounding down, and a RBG ghost who can only be 0/1 and gives the opponent Trample, but writes a dissenting opinion after losing.

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    White card

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    Wait is this card about Obama consuming all of the energy left of center and funneling it into OFA and then dismantling it?

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