• Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    tbf i have seen someone do that, not on something extremely flammable though
    also the person i saw do that wasn’t a soldier that almost certainly has a fucking combat knife on him

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      I’ve opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before

      Chef walks in: “What the fuck are you doing?”

      Me: “I didn’t want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie”

      Chef: “Use a beater [knife] you dumbass”

      Me: “They’re on the other side of the kitchen! I’m already halfway through melting it!”

      Chef sighs then leaves