Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agoHaha, classic Glubhexbear.netimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1108arrow-down1imageHaha, classic Glubhexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoI’ve opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before Chef walks in: “What the fuck are you doing?” Me: “I didn’t want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie” Chef: “Use a beater [knife] you dumbass” Me: “They’re on the other side of the kitchen! I’m already halfway through melting it!” Chef sighs then leaves
I’ve opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before
Chef walks in: “What the fuck are you doing?”
Me: “I didn’t want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie”
Chef: “Use a beater [knife] you dumbass”
Me: “They’re on the other side of the kitchen! I’m already halfway through melting it!”
Chef sighs then leaves