for amerikkkans, there’s actually an important step between a bug’s life and the communist manifesto, which is of course the communist manifesto but tony hawk gets to keep his stuff
In doing so, he saves Marx and Engels from becoming a casualty of their time given their inability to foresee the bodacious shredding a Californian skateboarder would accomplish nearly a century after their deaths.
Damn I knew he was old but I didn’t know he was tearing up the half pipe prior to 1983. That’s wild.
Edit: Just realized he is that old holy shit Tony Hawk was born in 1968 lmao. mfer is almost 60. Now I feel old.
Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including “The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis,” “Moby-Kevin,” and “Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God.”
for amerikkkans, there’s actually an important step between a bug’s life and the communist manifesto, which is of course the communist manifesto but tony hawk gets to keep his stuff
oh nice they’ve updated since i was in the pipe, it was the communist manifesto but imagine a burger for me (yawn)
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58398068-the-communist-manifesto
I thought you were joking, but no, it’s real.
Damn I knew he was old but I didn’t know he was tearing up the half pipe prior to 1983. That’s wild.
Edit: Just realized he is that old holy shit Tony Hawk was born in 1968 lmao. mfer is almost 60. Now I feel old.
Tony Hawk had been a pro skater a LONG time before the games came out. He was skateboarding first rich kid
Might have to read some some of these.