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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

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  • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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    crushed ice

    2 ounces dark spiced rum

    6 ounces root beer

    1 to 2 ounces Baileys Irish Cream liqueur

    You’re welcome

    https://www.howsweeteats.com/2018/02/root-beer-cocktail/

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      JFC! I’m an alcoholic and that sounds like instant hangover.

      • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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        Sounded like diabetes when I first heard of it too, but then I tried it.

        I don’t spam these all night, just maybe 1 or two as a treat

        • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip
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          7 hours ago

          spam drinking actually sounds hilarious

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    I don’t know why anyone is thinking this is something crazy, it’s basically an ice cream float

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_float

    The only thing that’s a problem is he drank a liter of it

  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      18 hours ago

      why?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        17 hours ago

        Things’ll get messy.

        • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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          17 hours ago

          considering I gave you the tag “BALL FONDLER!!!” I trust that you have experience in this subject

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            17 hours ago

            I do be fondling balls.

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          13 hours ago

          Don’t threaten me with a good time!

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    The LD50 of eggnog is a liter, no wonder.

  • mvirts@lemmy.world
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    Beer nog is where it’s at

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    19 hours ago

    one christmas me and my roommate drank a half gallon of egg nog a day. gained 40 pounds. oops

    • dickalan@lemmy.world
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      But Christmas is only one day how long were you guys consuming?

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        i forgot to put season lol. christmas season. and as long as they were selling egg nog, so like november to february

        • dickalan@lemmy.world
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          Holy cow, I’m on some gay gainer websites and that’s all they drink, just putting a shit ton of extra cream in all their stuff

  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    Fallout drinks be like:

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Crosspost this to Ten Forward

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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        All things return to 10FWD.

  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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    This would be a good use for Pepsi nitro

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    Casual reminder that this sort of behavior is why Americans can’t have free healthcare.

    • psmgx@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      No American would describe the volume consumed in metric

      • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Not to mention putting the r before the e.

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          Not to mention telling you to go fuck yourself

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        Soda is measured in metric in the US. Milk isnt

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          Both are measured in both here, because the US is actually also on the metric system. We’ve been “metric” since 1866 and signed the treaty in 1875.

          We’ve just done the extra work redefining our customary units in terms of metric ones and then kept on using them. There was a governing body created in 1975 to push the issue. It was later dissolved in the 80s because no one gave a fuck.

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        Unless it’s alcohol for some reason

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      In lieu of free Healthcare, I whipped up some Dr. Pegger.

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      that’s weird i didn’t see any billionaires in this post

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      Australian, not American.

      We would have deep fried that shit.

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