I keep both of the bottom pannels as response pics for discord. You’d be shocked how useful they are.

I’d say they’re the good and evil versions of each other. They do the exact same thing, but the union has the worker’s interest in mind and the temp agencies have the company’s interest in mind.

My dad was a big believer of this when I was younger. Finally I humored him and had him drive me around town as I went into every buisness ask for a paper application. I printed and stapled 30 resumes for the trip, got dressed up, on the way into town he was so smug about how I was finally “really trying to get hired”. Four hours later, we’d been to nearly 50 businesses, I’d gotten two paper applications and only 16 of my resumes were accepted. Everyone else said to apply online or “we only hire through the temp agencies”. My dad for his part took it way harder than me. I think he actually realized that’s not how it works anymore because he never suggested it again and took me seriously when I said I’d been putting in applications online.

Real velociraptor was basically a turkey. The movie ones are closer to Utah raptor.

But will you obsessively monitor their sperm?

I could not for the life of me figure out what those were kicking on about

Fuck, I guess I’m glad I didn’t follow the history memes to the new instance. I thought all the romaboo stiff was just nerds being silly.

Literally never did a review before but I’ve done this one to say I don’t like universes beyond

Weird all Yankovic.

He’s been around for ages, doing parodies of everything but hasn’t managed to make a single enemy. He’s smart, he’s caring, he’s never involved in any scandals, and I guarantee he’d only use this power to better everyone.

What is this, corpo shills on my Lemmy??

You should try the constructed language subreddits or similar forums. Conlang nerds are stoked to help with translations, it’s the only time anyone cares about our hobby.

I like letting my players figure it out. If I don’t pack the game with contrived stats they’ll spend all night investigating an unlocked door.

Crookies and cream

Holy shit, this sounds like an absolute blast!

I was thinking a secret -2 to crit so it only actually crits on a nat 20

Flawed bag of holding - it’s a bag of holding, but the dimensions inside are normal bag sized.

Movable rod - an immovable rod, but it can only resist up to 10lbs

Bed of comfort - it’s comfortable, just not the way you were hoping.

Vorple blade - it’s exactly what it is, but it’s too dull to cut and sharpening it would damage the enchantment.

I get my funyon fix at the Asian market now. Dragonfly has been doing spices for centuries and their onion ring chips taste like the east india trading company would invade their factory.

So it’s not that the consumer is stupid, it’s that marketing is desperate to find another way to explain that no one can afford $8 for a bag of shitty chips?

There’s two crossovers on the warehouse 13 side, Fargo and Claudia kiss before her boyfriend moves away and the the gang save Fargo and his room mates from Beatrix potter’s magic teapot. There are several references too.

You’re honestly a far more forgiving man than me. My bitterness towards the same realization you had is what drove me to piracy. To me, I was playing by the rules and losing to the corporations that kept getting away with cheating and of no one well enforce the rule then it isn’t one. I don’t pirate to make a grand stand, I do it because I’m petty and powerless and that’s all I can do to enjoy the media I love.

If you still have all those ebooks and readers, there are ways around all the muck that can give them to you for real. Though honestly I think you have the healthier view.