I can tell the author is a smaller person. Someone over 195cm (6’5") does not feel like there are oceans of bed.
Exactly. It’s just a bed that I can finally lie in without my feet dangling off the end.
You want the California king then. It’s the same size in width but longer.
Edit: Never mind, they actually do shrink slightly in width.
A California King is 4 inches (10 cm) longer but also 4 inches narrower than a regular King.
I like my feet dangling over the edge.
No, that’s the Stockholm Syndrome talking.
I feel safer with my knees hitting the back of the seat in front of me, it’s cosier that way. And if my head scrapes the ceiling I can push up and stabilize myself if there’s a sharp turn. These are perks, I say.
Pain is not a perk. And of course I’m just about to board a plane.
Best money invested ever, an (super sturdy too, 20years+ and going) extra long bed.
Dutch person here. My bed is 220cm long. Default size here is 200cm long (basically a king in length) but 210 or 220 are not hard to get.
Also if you both snore you’re going to end up in different beds anyway.
That’s 86.61 freedom inches for our American friends
I’ve lived in the US for too long. How many bananas is that?
55/2286ths of a football field.
I think it’s primarily written by someone used to a queen. When my wife and I had a queen, I’d get to bed a little later than her, have to shove her over to her 3/4 of the bed, and sleep while doing a delicate balancing act on my little sliver of bed.
After about a decade doing that we got a king size bed. I no longer have to shove her to get room for myself, but I still sleep on a same-size sliver that I’m used to. If I reach for my wife I can just barely reach her. It would be easy to reach her if I slept on a reasonable area of the bed, but that’s not what I do.
TL;DR: They’ve maintained the same distance from the edge they were used to, so all the new bed real estate ended up as a chasm between them.
Allegory is hard.
It’s not, but when the subject matter is hyperbolic fantasy that’s not in line with reality, it doesn’t really go anywhere.
What a wonderful collection of words. I love this. This is a modern form of poetry, unironically. This fills me with glee.
As a kid I just assumed a queen bed was larger because in chess the queen is more powerful than the king.
Same is true in real life
Well, I’m not saying you’re totally wrong, but my first thought was Henry’s wives…
“because in chess the queen is more powerful than the king”
False statement. If your queen gets captured, you indeed lose a substantial part of your power. But if your king gets captured, you lose the game.
I wouldn’t say the OP is wrong. The king is definitely the more valuable piece, but doesn’t mean the queen isn’t a more powerful one.
Weird how you think of the word powerful as how much it affects you if it gets captured.
Is it? How much power is left you when the king is captured?
That would be one of those American king-sized beds which have their own ZIP codes
Look up the Alaskan king
For when you need the dogs to sleep with you but not fight with the cats.
I got a Cali king because it’s the only bed big enough for two that my feet don’t hang off the end of.
A cali king takes 4 inches off the length and adds it to the width. As someone who also deals with feet hanging off, I prefer those inches to be on the length.
Not that it matters since you can rotate, but you do have that backwards. They define the Cali King as the tall one and the King as the wide one.
Just… Turn the bed?
Unfortunately, that’s not how the maths math.
King: 80x76
Cali King: 84x72
Rotating a king gets 76x80
Are you for real rn? You could have 84 inches of length and 72 inches of width by just rotating the bed 90 degrees so you’re basically laying on it “sideways.”
Indeed I am. On god no cap fr fr etc etc.
I bet there’s a market for rotated cali king furniture for tall people.
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Side note: it’s been fun talking to someone who also ninja-edits all their comments to add additional clarity while the other is responding. Somehow the resulting conversation was still productive and readable.
I was super confused about that previous comment until I realized you thought I meant to rotate the regular king for more length, but then when I finally found the words and posted a reply, you had edited it and I just had to delete the whole thing anyway because now it wouldn’t make sense to anyone looking at the whole back and forth lol
Similarly, you first posted only the first sentence of your response 🤣 also it turns out I was misinformed, and had king and Cali king dimensions swapped, because 2 of the first 5 duck duck go results gave me the wrong numbers. I haven’t edited those numbers since someone else called it out, and their response wouldn’t make sense if I did.
Yeah… As a over 2 meter Peter my partner and I were finally looking at upsizing our bed from a queen, only to discover that a king doesn’t get any longer!
Wtf is that shit.
I’m a skinny guy and this has never been the case, even in a California king it’s not so big everyone can sprawl out and not touch (dog instead of cat).
cali king is equivalent to two twin xl next to each other
Idk I always feel like the OP when we stay in a hotel with a king size bed. Honestly it’s too big, if I wanted to never touch my partner we’d have separate beds
It’s not that I don’t want to EVER touch my wife it’s that I don’t want to while I’m trying to fall asleep.
A lot of married couples end up sleeping in different beds eventually, but I think king sized beds are a solution for that. You can share a bed and snuggle, but also can scoot away and have your own space if you’re having trouble sleeping. Best of both worlds.
I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?
She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.
Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.
Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.
No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.
I prefer to share a bed but have a guest bedroom. It means sometimes we have friends or family visit and sometimes when I snore I don’t get kicked every time I fall asleep
Unless you’re my wife, and you roll to the exact centre of the mattress and splay yourself out to steal as much area as possible
Me and our dog are exiled to a tiny sliver of bed. Thankfully we have separate blankets so im not totally fucked
I’m glad that your dog has a separate blanket.
Separate blankets are a must! My wife somehow rotates the blanket exactly 90° every night. I want no part in that.
“Our dog and I”
Easy way to remember:
me and our dog are exiled…
meand our dogare exiled…
me is exiled…One sees the issue. The correct form, however:
Our dog and I are exiled…
Our dog andI are exiled…
I am exiled…Remains logical.
Hope this helps! Grammer can be fun…
THE FACE MUST BE SLEPT UPON!
- all cats I’ve ever had
3 adults and a dog gets a little cramped, but it’s more manageable than on a queen
And yet my twenty-five-pound dog somehow manages to take up the entirety of our king-sized bed.
You got your California king, your Wyoming king, the Texas king, and the Alaska king. That’s the best.
And the California kong, which is two California kings tied together with gorilla leather.
Sounds like heaven.
A small family
