A lot of married couples end up sleeping in different beds eventually, but I think king sized beds are a solution for that. You can share a bed and snuggle, but also can scoot away and have your own space if you’re having trouble sleeping. Best of both worlds.
I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?
She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.
Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.
Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.
No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.
I prefer to share a bed but have a guest bedroom. It means sometimes we have friends or family visit and sometimes when I snore I don’t get kicked every time I fall asleep
A lot of married couples end up sleeping in different beds eventually, but I think king sized beds are a solution for that. You can share a bed and snuggle, but also can scoot away and have your own space if you’re having trouble sleeping. Best of both worlds.
I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?
She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.
Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.
Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.
No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.
I prefer to share a bed but have a guest bedroom. It means sometimes we have friends or family visit and sometimes when I snore I don’t get kicked every time I fall asleep
Unless you’re my wife, and you roll to the exact centre of the mattress and splay yourself out to steal as much area as possible
Me and our dog are exiled to a tiny sliver of bed. Thankfully we have separate blankets so im not totally fucked
I’m glad that your dog has a separate blanket.
Separate blankets are a must! My wife somehow rotates the blanket exactly 90° every night. I want no part in that.
“Our dog and I”
Easy way to remember:
me and our dog are exiled…
me
and our dogare exiled…me is exiled…
One sees the issue. The correct form, however:
Our dog and I are exiled…
Our dog andI are exiled…I am exiled…
Remains logical.
Hope this helps! Grammer can be fun…