• blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    I don’t understand the appeal of separate beds at all. Wife grabs me like I’m trying to escape and locks on tight. Jetpacking I believe the kids call it?

    She grabs on then gets real hot, I tell her shes cooking me and then she says I’m the one making us sweaty.

    Then she rolls off, I come up behind her and start the hotdog and bun show. Lift a cheek, insert hot dog. Sometimes she swats me off, sometimes she pushes back and there is a lazy butt-facing shag. Those are great.

    Then there are the side snugs, or she will sleep on my chest for a while.

    No idea why people sleep separately. Snugs are awesome.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I prefer to share a bed but have a guest bedroom. It means sometimes we have friends or family visit and sometimes when I snore I don’t get kicked every time I fall asleep