Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was “if that’s what you need to do, then do it”. Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn’t even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.
They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
It’s more than a feeling.
When I hear that old song they used to play.
It’s probably a stomach ache
I think it’s more like a heartache.
In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
I feel called out by this
Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?
I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found
The Mayo factory quality control?
I feel like if you’re even a contender you probably know. It’s a condiment, but I guarantee there’s someone out there who eats it like the main meals.
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
Lmao not nothing.
You found your kink.
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch… 🤢
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
Nah it’s gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
I’m speechless.
This is the champion mayo-fiend
What is it about torties and attitude? She’s a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.
Or this guy?
Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said “It smells great. What are you cooking?”. It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
I’ve done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?
Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It’s common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean “tacos” which barely count as tacos. So I’m wondering if mayonnaise “sandwiches” are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren’t ubiquitous.
Yeah I believe that counts.
🤢🤮
you know what post you opened the comments on
It’s good for you.
Mayonnaise Georg
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought “that could actually be me”.
Yes I’m Dutch…😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that’s not helping much.
So yes its genetics i guess. But… When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don’t use butter, so that counts for something too.
And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I’m 49.
God, I miss the Netherlands.
You’re welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁
the one person who downvoted you is uncultured
Beautiful 👏
That gets worst as it progresses.
But in a good way.
Yes and no.
It’s confusing.
I did not want to laugh but I couldn’t avoid it.
Kenny
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
They might not even know that it wasn’t funny tasting yoghurt.
