I kinda like the funky-saurs too. They have a disheveled, extinct vibe I identify with.
Someone’s mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!
Can probably just cut the rotten part off the top and the rest should be fine…
Essential feature for Canadian olympic boxers.
Hey, is ah the Paris Olympics with a delivery for, uh, Smith.
If it’s truly a feline take: “I exist with unwavering confidence in the context of all which came before me. I resent you questioning the concept through which you question me.”
“The ruling theoretically applies to land borders, seaports, and airports — but in practice, it only applies to New York’s Eastern District.”
Shhhhh🤫
Like they say: “Harpy wife, harpy life!”
I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.
Does this mean they’re in my new jorts too?!
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If I remember correctly, he didn’t fight the horny mob at all, he offered his daughters to them.
True. Where low effort post meets shitpost then?
Hang in there. They both lose pretty much any insult value in after one is out of their teens
A pound of ground beef and a man should be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps!