Some hats have a wider single front panel to make embroidery or printing easier:

I guess an economic system can only make either dollars or sense XD

I could live comfortably on that much money for five million years

1/41 rounded to the nearest percent is also 2%

Or the questions could be worth different amounts

My toddler wakes up with tidier hair XD

Ooh! Is it good?

Ooh! Hot!

I suppose oral circumcision is okay, so long as there’s indisputable consent

Not to mention his sisters, who each get a twin bed!

I figure if I were a pumpkin, Halloween would put a smile on my face

If he were more transparent, he wouldn’t need an mri

'cause they could just see whatever it was

Reverse Leto Atreides

It’s that unbelievable that an email from Microsoft support would contain this much relevant explanation about the issue

Mmm… Had a burrito last night, totally agree =)

“A causes B” doesn’t imply that B is only caused by A, so this is pointless to bring up

That being said, RFK is a colossal idiot and the Tylenol-autism thing is a pretty clear-cut case of correlation≠causation.

My wife does this all the time and I think it’s really cute XD

Jurassic Pork

Another comment got you covered

To be fair, I really don’t care about the White House in general

I despise its current tenant, and it sucks that the add-on is gonna be a tacky gilded ballroom, but I’d be fine if the building got blown up by a space laser