Times have been dumb as hell and decades are happening each day. So let’s all look back on Biden for a bit. Cause that guy was hilarious. Remember when his dogs went Maoist insurgent mode on multiple occasions?

‘No offense to the Greeks, but she made the best rice pudding.’ Is my personal fave.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    There’s too many to list honestly. Some of my favorites:

    • “We solve our differences at the battle box”
    • “At least three.” When asked how many genders exist.
    • “You ever been to a caucus? No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
    • “I may be Irish but I’m not stupid.”
    • “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” 2008 quote where he’s talking about Obama
    • “The next president of the United States, Barack America.” Also from 2008
    • That one time in 2008 he told Missouri state senator Chuck Graham to stand up to receive applause. Graham has been in a wheelchair since 1981.
    • That one time in 2022 where on-stage he asked if senator Jackie Walorski was in the room, except she had been dead for a month.
    • “Osama bin Laden is dead. General Motors is alive.”