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godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

charlie kirk admits he doesnt know how to wipe his doodoo butthole

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charlie kirk admits he doesnt know how to wipe his doodoo butthole

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godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Are you kidding? Touching another man’s hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

      No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that’s just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

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        If God didn’t want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why’d he make my finger fit so well?

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          THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

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            We really need that sicko emoji because I’d be posting it non-stop.

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