Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down10
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 days agoGives you vegan nightmares.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoIs that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
minus-squareBeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 days agoI’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoNowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoNah that’s a vegan’s nightmares. Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoThat sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoImagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 hours agoI’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.
Gives you vegan nightmares.
Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
I’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares.
Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.