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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前

My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

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My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 个月前
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  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Gives you vegan nightmares.

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?

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        deleted by creator

        • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!

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        Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares.

        Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        greensicko-laser yes-hahaha-yes-1yes-hahaha-yes-2

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.

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          I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.

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