“Oh my fucking god, look at that little bastard’s shit eating grin. He’s mocking you and your virginity”
LOGIC [EASY: SUCCESS]: "That’s literally a two year old. He doesn’t know what a virginity * is *. It’s debatable that he’s even looking at you right now
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [TRIVIAL: FAILURE]: "Because from birth he knows that he’s a chad who will slay more pussy than your incel ass ever will
ENDURANCE [NORMAL: FAILURE] Your knees are giving out from underneath you, it’s becoming difficult to stay standing
[Simply embrace your place in life as someone laying on the floor in the Kroger produce department]
“FUCK YOU, CHAD. I CAN SLAY PUSSY HARDER THAN YOU EVER WILL”
COMPOSURE - FORMIDABLE (17%): Try and stay standing and collected without looking insane
No, it’s too much to bear. The fact that a literal toddler is getting more of Stacy’s attention than you is all you can think about. It prioritizes standing, even. Your knees give out while your lips attempt to sputter something blasé. You sink beneath the display of sweet potatoes
- 1 HEALTH
A woman looking at tomatoes notices this and concernedly rushes to your side
“Excuse me? Sir, are you okay?”
- OH MY FUCKING GOD, ANOTHER WOMAN IS HERE TO MOCK YOU AND YOUR MISERABLE JAWLINE PRONUNCIATION. SHE CAN SEE YOUR FAILURES AS A MAN AND IS HERE TO MOCK YOU FOR THEM
AUTHORITY [EASY:SUCCESS]: You’ve already suffered enough humiliation for today, you can’t let this femoid humiliate you further. Let her have it. Tell her who is in control
I choose 3
No, it’s too much to bear. The fact that a literal toddler is getting more of Stacy’s attention than you is all you can think about. It prioritizes standing, even. Your knees give out while your lips attempt to sputter something blasé. You sink beneath the display of sweet potatoes
- 1 HEALTH
A woman looking at tomatoes notices this and concernedly rushes to your side