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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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    stay dry you fuck

  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    oh mighty Anubis do your thing he’s already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen

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    I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Big dry boy

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    He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn’t need hydration

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    Comrade water doing work!

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    He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in

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    Fatal case of saucelessness

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Couldn’t be me.

  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Why does he need dehydrating

    • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      it’s the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Deez nuts?

    • buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      it’s the first step in mummification

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      This is not the 90’s anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.

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    die-motherfucker

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little chefs-kiss on Mamdani winning

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    That’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.

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    The New York Post secretly took a photo. I’m surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?

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      Stick his ass in the freezer if he’s too hot.

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