i thought he was going to be 18 year old with a 17 year old ro,eo and juliet law guy, but he’s actually pedo with a thesaurus guy

It’s not pedo, it’s just sparkling grooming of minors for sexual exploitation. There was grass on the field, so it’s fine actually.

Ephebophiles also deserve to get shot

“i may have commited SA against actual children, but at least i have Normal Healthy Male Sexuality”