InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 day ago[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
https://archive.ph/8Jw61 For what it’s worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
minus-squarecrime [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 day agotaking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves: Industrial Waste Octopus George, Depravian George Testicular Torsten Tetanus Infectus
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThirsting Sewage In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA Indy/Rick Avvy/George Tor/Orry Ty/Vic
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day ago Octopus George This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.
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taking a stab at what these kids will be called when they’re inevitably stuffed into lockers themselves:
New Mad Max cast
Thirsting Sewage
In reality, these kids will just pick a kinda normal name as they’re growing up, like most kids whose parents give them names that border on mild CA
Indy/Rick
Avvy/George
Tor/Orry
Ty/Vic
This nickname is potentially a blessing, depends on Octopus’ personality.