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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

Oh dang honey, Dr. Gay Hitler said my blood pressure is too high.

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Oh dang honey, Dr. Gay Hitler said my blood pressure is too high.

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SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    Lmfao “George Washington Hitler”

    Just a bit of foreshadowing.

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      It’s like the universe is fucking with us.

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
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        Turns out God is actually real… They’re the kid with the microscope burning ants kind of God though.

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    cereal2

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      The underappreciated prequel to Mambo No. 5

      • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        data-laughing omfg mysidsdd

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Apparently he was quite well liked by the community.

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    Damn, he lived all 6 war years as Dr. Gay Hitler. I want his autobiography.

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      deleted by creator

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    So long gay Hitler

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Using a time machine to explain to this guy what cumtown is

    • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Actually this is Nick doing a bit with his Time Machine that he used to sleep with that hot def girl before Stav did.

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    at least one son

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    I think the most fascinating part is any combination of other names in that blurb also give you comedy gold. I mean George Washington Hitler is the obvious one. Mable Long-Hitler? Banger. Ohio Hitler? Yup. Pickaway Hitler? That’s something.

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    Adolf Hitler Uunona is a Namibian civil rights activist and politician. Uunona has been a councillor and member of the South-West Africa People’s Organization (SWAPO) since 2003.

    Uunona joined politics as an activist and as a member a of SWAPO. He was also a member of the militant organization People’s Liberation Army. At the time, South Africa had a segregation system which separated black and white people known as apartheid. Uunona is known to take his name light-heartedly, saying that he has no goals of “world domination.”

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      Uunona joined politics as an activist and as a member a of SWAPO. He was also a member of the militant organization People’s Liberation Army.

      Based Adolf Hitler

      no one take this out of context

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    oh hey its the founder of LGB Alliance

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    deleted by creator

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    this gay doctor seems way cooler than that other hitler with his broken little penis

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