My momma, my dadda, my friends, hexbearinos, and all the motherfuckers on this flight. No one should die because of a bird hitting a propeller.
hey buddy be careful not to bring your dang samsung galaxy on the plane
45 mins in… The door should be flying off by now…
Least of all the bird
spoiler
Have a safe trip
We’ll miss you
Well it’s been 3 hours so far so lussys probably at Ted Cruz altitude
Right, Suisei
but it’s the 
Awwww, you love me?
Hey Conrad it’s been nine hours
It it’s not Boeing I’m not going
Boeing is fucked but air travel is still incredibly safe. Hoping for your safe travels but I am quite sure it will be uneventful
Safe travels comrade!
(with a Swedish accent) “And this is when things started happening really quickly.”
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Bon chance, Lussy.
