She’s got a big bass.
Sorry, that’s a brown trout, I’m pretty sure
That’s not a trout.
You’re right, that’s an Atlantic cod.
Trouts have two back fins and a more hook like lower jaw.
mvp
Is there some possibility you’re fibbing?
Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.
I wanna see her slap!
Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…
Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!
Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.
f(et)ish
We put the ET in Fish™️
I assume you’ve never been to Thailand.
That’s a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I’ve seen there.
Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?
You get a menu, you pick the person you want to see, you pick the item (living, dead or inanimate object) and what you want them to do with it; usually a hole.
example of one
SEXY DANGE
Tilapia?
GOTT IM HIMMEL! Toto as the band?
Toto, in Thai means baby… don’t ask.
That one you have to book a return trip 9 months after the boy & girl make love selection
Oh… When I think it can’t get more awful… I just had to ask questions…
🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵
🎵 "I like big bass, I can’t deny*🎶
Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!
She got catfished.
Is there a gentlemen’s version of this costume available?
Troy McClure, is that you?
Baby, I’m saving my game in your bedroom… So that’s where I can reSpawn.
I can smell that costume…
…wait
tastes like chicken. raw chicken.
Edward Bloom, at it again
