“C’mon, guys, be fascist like us!”

The only good part of the Trump regime will be watching them infight as we all go up in flames.

Kinda confused by the ENT uniforms, since she said it hadn’t been updated since the 2260s, which is TOS era. Those uniforms were 100 years old even then!

Same, does it go by another name or something?

LA told me

"You’ll be a pop star

All you have to change

Is everything you are."

Probably. The apple doesn’t seem to have fallen far from the tree.

No, not like that!

That’s not the message I saw. I saw him being considered an imminent threat, unlike in 2016.

Oh, you’re right, I forgot his name is spelled differently. Zweibel is a real surname, so I assume they chose it because it’s so similar to Zwiebel.

Boy, what a reversal we have now. Around when Brexit finally happened, the US kicked Trump out of office. It felt like we were going in the right direction and the UK wasn’t. Now the UK has put Labour back in power while we’re going all-in on fascism. Fuck. We should have just stuck with the monarchy.

They can’t do it legally without changing the law. Of course, the only laws that will matter soon are those that the GOP supports.

Which helped Trump win.

Fuckin’ Ico, always knew he was traitor!

I refuse to respect any Republican’s preferred name. Its name is Tammy Tooberville.

Maybe Russia. They’re close to the front, at least.

And America’s voters have proven that tool to be extremely effective.

In Our Dumb History, the founder of the Onion was said to be Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel. “Zweibel” is German for “onion.”

EDIT: “Zwiebel” is “onion,” not “Zweibel.” Almost certainly chosen due to its similarity to the word, though.

I used to be able to read stories like this and be glad I didn’t live in a country that had nationally state-sponsored things like this.

I won’t be able to feel that way any more.

Beyond their wildest dreams. The bad guys have been getting win after win after win the past few decades.