The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped
The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped
This is a headline I can support
“We performed an ethics probe and found none.”
“You mean you found nothing?”
“No, we found a lot. Ethics is the one thing this sentient shitpile has none of. There is no bottom to this monster’s moral pit.”
Oh my God, that poor man! He must feel like
-checks notes-
Women in the society he helps engineer
“How did people find out information about me on the internet?”
- People who couldn’t believe that other people just like them also enjoy gay porn
“Don’t worry, men—I have a plan.”
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“TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT!”
Santa’s about to get fucked
Yes it is. Both sides are about to be super pissed at Trump
I’m just grateful for my participation trophy!
Your mom never tells me she’s proud of me… She just talks about how much better you are than I am.
My mom too…
You think you have it bad? I’m from Texas and can’t afford to leave!
They looked at USA’s ongoing dumpster fire to the south and said “that looks nice and warm.”
Let Central Jersey name the two new states: East Dakota and New Dakota
Trump’s scared that Vance’s family will eat Laura Loomer
Your face is a meme.*
Seriously, screenshat your face. Call it a meme. If others adopt it, it’s a meme.
*^Not legal advice^
He’s got that same unidentifiable quality as Nickelback
Why would billionaires sue themselves?
No she’s not. In fact, no one is voting for her. Absolutely no one.
But if YOU vote for her, she just might win. You’re the only one whose vote you can control, so go vote.
Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook’s career
I don’t know if I trust this program. Let’s first test it by surveiling how frequently men are unsuccessful in creating a baby. /s
As proud as I am of my 100% failure rate, I’d likely feel uncomfortable with something tracking where, when, and with whom (or more often, what) I’m tricking my body into believing it’s attempting to pass on genetic code.