I wish I could go back in time and break your hands so you’d never had written that.

They don’t need to spend money to convince people that meat is delicious - I wonder what all that money goes to.

This is gross and weird, and I can’t understand the psychology that goes on inside of people who are so lacking and self-awareness and are this messed up in the head.

This is seriously fucking weird. “how often have you had blood exit your genitals this month, you filthy female” is not a question that anyone should be asking, especially the government. These freaks couldn’t even point out anatomical features on a picture of a reproductive system (male or female, but especially female). Like bitch, of you can correctly label and describe the function of all the parts of a woman’s sexual anatomy, them maybe you could have some input on the conversation, but even then you still shouldn’t be making other people’s decisions. Go fund some bridge repairs you vile little troglodites. JFC.

Literally: “It’s their fault for showing everyone proof of this shitty things I did.”

Rumdar truly is a master spy.

Ooh, so close.

So it’s what, ceramic pipes with my grandma’s dress pattern stenciled on it? NGL, that’s sufficiently stupid to deserve a few whacks with a hammer. I mean hell, I’d never heard of the stupid thing until now, so arguably the defacer did this thing a favor.

That’s their plan. Educated citizens vote less often for restrictive, backwards Republican culture warrior control freaks.

NGL I’ve never heard of banana Coke before.

As a kid in the 80s I lived in a burb where once or twice in the summer they had a day where they could put out big clunky stuff for trash pickup that normally wasn’t allowed. So stuff like furniture, mattresses, old tires, etc. You’d routinely see cars driving past to see if there was anything they wanted to take. Our church friends, a family with 6 kids, would have a few ride off on their bikes and scout for useful stuff and call dibs. Then one brother went back home to get someone to bring the station wagon around while the others kept guard over the claim.

It was a good system for giving a second life to stuff that was still good (or fixable) but that you didn’t want or weren’t able to lug to the flea market or something.

That’s the Republican way - if you can’t win, cheat.

Putin, the limpest dick in Russia.

A Harsh Wasteland

• Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.
• Featureless horizons and overcast skies denying any way to escape.
• A nice, quiet place to lay down and wait for the inevitable end to come.
• A convenient opportunity to reflect on the comically meaningless futility of a cosmically insignificant existence. Also funny memes. And that embarrassing thing you did middle school.

Well you could try and sell it to a Republican, but he might get mad if he actually could read out. Something something made the Greeks gay blah blah Achilles “best friend” yada yada

Brings me back to my HS hell in the 90s. That’s when they banned pagers lol. They also outlawed underaged smoking in my state and you never heard so much bitching lol

My friend and I came to this conclusion like 20 years ago. Once the shock wears off everyone’s minds will adapt, with most people falling into “great, there’s aliens, but I’ve still got to get to work.” I mean the US only sorta screeched to a halt for like a week after 9/11, and most of that was the airline industry. The pandemic was way worse, but the problem was very different. So unless the aliens do something (good or bad) that affected everyone directly - war, disease, super powers, apotheosis, free global WiFi, w/e - we’d all be back up and running in like 4 hours.

Equally relevant, how much of the ashes are filler? Incinerated human remains do not take up a whole lot of space, and some places will fill it out with wood ash.

That’s fair.

Which means that it might be, depending on the sandwich. For example, you cook a panini or grilled cheese.