every card that sees play these days does so many things that it’s not even comparable to old standard anymore

This is my biggest gripe with design overall. It has shown its effects most predominantly in Standard since Standard was one of the slowest formats, but I think this problem has caused every format to get a lot faster.

I’m 100% with you, and I desperately want a non-limited, much slower format but I don’t know how on earth we get there with Hasbro/WoTC making it pretty clear that they care way more about sales revenue than the game being fun.