Like from what I understand you’re not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say “hey isn’t it awesome when there’s boobs?”
You can’t jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.
I’ve never understood why it’s seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.
bit idea: stripper who spends the whole song trying and failing to remove her hot pants
bit idea: naive autistic stripper who doesn’t understand the rules of engagement and also has strange ideas about what’s sexy
I think that’s where ping pong shows come from