The FBI is investigating what it said is an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump at his Florida golf club Sunday, the second time in two months there’s been an apparent attempt on the former president’s life.
lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.
“Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud ‘explosions’ were heard.” Sometime later “It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity…” And they interview some MAGA doofus. “They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn’t fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran.”
There was an incident in Times Square a day or two after a public mass shooting. Some guy’s motorcycle backfired and it caused everyone in the area the run the opposite direction. CCTV captured everything and the place was empty afterwards
lol now every firework and car backfiring in 5km of him is a national incident
Bit idea: Trump rally fire crackers.
Today we celebrate our independence!! 🧨🧨🧨
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“Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud ‘explosions’ were heard.” Sometime later “It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity…” And they interview some MAGA doofus. “They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn’t fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran.”
or acorn, or particularly sharp crack from a golf stroke
There was an incident in Times Square a day or two after a public mass shooting. Some guy’s motorcycle backfired and it caused everyone in the area the run the opposite direction. CCTV captured everything and the place was empty afterwards
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oRQyu66zGE4
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
don’t forget about acorns landing on windshields