The FBI is investigating what it said is an apparent assassination attempt on Donald Trump at his Florida golf club Sunday, the second time in two months there’s been an apparent attempt on the former president’s life.
lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.
“Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud ‘explosions’ were heard.” Sometime later “It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity…” And they interview some MAGA doofus. “They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn’t fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran.”
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“Trump was uninjured after Secret Service agents pushed him to the ground for safety after a loud ‘explosions’ were heard.” Sometime later “It has been determined that children were setting off fireworks in the vicinity…” And they interview some MAGA doofus. “They say it was fireworks like bottle rockets. I know what I heard. It wasn’t fffffffttt it was fffffffgrtt. It was Iran.”