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Hot Couch Guy?
More like a “Hot For His Couch” guy
He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn’t.
Like he’s into the ‘hotcouch’ lifestyle? Likes watching a superior couch fucker at work? Maybe. You think he cleans👅 up after though? Or just let’s it get stanky👃?JD Vance: Couch Cuck
Yes but what does he sit in
That couch? A 10/10
That’s most definitely not a hot couch
I’m not the best judge at the sexiness of couches
Not like that
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I bet he likes cockroaches tickling his balls
