During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.
First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of ‘Sheikh’.
DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢
Please let me just inspect the Bears, Bunks, Otters, Daddy’s, femboys, trans queens, etc, ANYTHING but the twinks
I feel insulted
Get some meat on them bones or wrastle me to make me concede that some twinks are worthy
(jk twinks are fine, they just happen to act toxic, similar to cishet white men but yet different, in my limited interaction with a few and also having to hear about how they fat shame an ex partner, unprompted I should add. So I’m anti twink on principle, I’m sure you’re one of the good ones though.)
This is like racism. But for twinks. You even got me with “one of the good ones” :|
I’m scared
Yep that’s the joke, but uh, ur body ‘shape’ ain’t wanted 'round here pardener
ok round ass hater I’ll keep it to myself then
Sure sure, this u btw? —> |
(this is all jokes, again you might be cool but I’m not joining team twink and hope you find a man that loves you for being your twinky self)
BEGIN INSPECTING THE TWINKS COMRADE
YOU BEGIN TO INSPECT THE TWINKS ! YOU PUT IT BEHIND A “SLIGHT NUDITY DISCLAIMER” YOU WILL INSPECT TWINKS YOU REGRESSIVE PRUDE !
I’ll never be a bureaucrat. I’m too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo
You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats
(Do not say “Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”, Erika. You’ve heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)
“Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”
(God… dammit!!)
iirc, the question that ignited a war was “are outdoor cats vegan?” – meaning “can vegans own outdoor cats?” it devolved quickly into “should outdoor cats be killed?” with radical environmentalists on one side and felinitarians on the other, while the rest of us
My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain’t shy about what he’s looking at. 🥵🤣
Check out the nurses side-eye lol
That look says "it’s alright, but I’ve seen better.