Oh come on the conspiracy theories about him actually being alive and hanging out with his best friend Tupac are going to be hilarious.
Chuds are gonna post pictures of 90 year old women with perms from behind with captions like “still hiding in plain site, trust the plan”
You don’t wanna watch a dozen Maga dudes struggle to disinter him to prove he’s not dead and accidently flop his rotting corpse with a perfectly intact toupee out on camera?
Oh come on the conspiracy theories about him actually being alive and hanging out with his best friend Tupac are going to be hilarious.
Chuds are gonna post pictures of 90 year old women with perms from behind with captions like “still hiding in plain site, trust the plan”
You don’t wanna watch a dozen Maga dudes struggle to disinter him to prove he’s not dead and accidently flop his rotting corpse with a perfectly intact toupee out on camera?
Not to mention the various Trump religions that will definitely form in the wake of his death, shit’s gonna be weird