- The only way that makes sense would be if they were actually sonic bidets. They could have reverse replicator toilets though, that dematerialize the bio waste. - I can’t help what happened in the show. Jankom used the bathroom and said he broke the sonic toilet. There was a flushing sound as he came out. Maybe it’s a sort of holdover thing? Like it makes that sound to let you know that the waste is being removed, but it’s a recording? - Like the fake engine sounds on some EVs. 
 
- I wonder who was the first in the Federation who could successfully beam out their shit instead of going to the restroom. - Is this not the face of a man making a steamer?  - Does he keep it in the pattern buffer or not? - He beams it into someone else’s toilet - He beams it into someone else’s colon. - Back and forth. Forever. 
 
 
- That’s what he calls his colon 
 
 
 
 
- You can break them if you don’t know how to use the three shells. - Half flush, full flush, bidet. It’s jot complicated. - I’ve had a lot of bidets. One button is not enough. Hot? Cold? High pressure? Low pressure? Power cleanse? Front? Back? And that’s just the paper. Water options are worse. 
 
 
- We have sonic shower thoughts. Now we have sonic toilet epiphanies!? Awesome! 







