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TV is just so dark.

Example A:

Why try to act like an AI photo is you?

The headboard has a Mona Lisa horizon going on and the right hand has the classic AI weird hand pose.

I bet B’elanna could lock onto it. She’d do like a mithril lock or something. It’s like a skeletal lock but for dwarven jewelry.

“Why the fuck didn’t you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you’d be dead too, asshole.”

Edit: Also Lon “Suder” McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

Respec her as a vengeance paladin. She’ll still have Paladin of Shar tags for conversations and she won’t miss all the time.

Also anyone using fire bolt should know that it rolls on intelligence so she’s almost always gonna miss with it. Sacred flame is marginally better but since it has a dex save it tends to miss a lot too. I just use her mace when I have her as a cleric. Make her chug some strength elixirs and she’s fine as a melee cleric even in her trickster subclass. Or beeline to Withers and respec her as soon as you are able.

This meme left out the best ones:

Risky Ring is my favorite item in the game. Makes my gloomstalker assassin so deadly.

Do you guys think that maybe when he was writing his wedding vows he was actually addressing them to Transporter Room #3?

Piña*

Yeah, don’t interrupt his monologue.

Use the time given ti rifle through the BBEG’s pockets and see if he has anything cool in them.

Some say he’s still spinning to this very day:

I prefer his earlier songs like:

Man, the jpeg artifacts really make her Betazoid eyes pop. Like two black holes sucking away all the joy from Deanna’s life.

Does Flotter T Water live in Shrek’s swamp? Or is that a different swamp?

Geordi’s just happy he is the bard. It means he has a chance to get laid.