*you’re
“you are pickles”
If you are not going to eat your pickles, can I have them?
edit: whoosh
no, i’m gonna eat them
Fun way to be a jerk: say yes and then when they reach for the pickle clarify that you are going to eat them. They could have them if you werent going to, but you are.
“hey i made some food if you’re hungry. i also made it if you’re not hungry”
Same but opposite regarding food.
*Whoo’sh
youier*
*yoruour
You may have ONE pickle Grimm.
As a kid my dad would never ask for no pickles om his burger and my mom wasnt an anime dom so he would just pick em off. His excuse was he got burned too many times to even trust em, so if he’s gonna have to check why ask? I wouldn’t ever give up if that were me. I politely communicate my mods and hope for the best every damn time, cause I have faith of the heart. This evolved into him just getting the pickles cause I want the pickles. I always want thr pickles. Im gonna go get one and eat it. Fucking love pickles.
My pickle’s what?
you’re pickle’s, give them to me
I’m savin em for dessert!
Where did you get this picture of me
Noooo! Get you are own!
