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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Desperate looking for ideas to turn my broke ass life around, pls comment like and subscribe

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Desperate looking for ideas to turn my broke ass life around, pls comment like and subscribe

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    How to punish Iran:

    • Put a whoopie cushion on the ayatollah’s chair
    • Cover Iran’s frat house in toilet paper
    • Put dog shit in a paper bag, light it on fire right outside the Iran border, ring the doorbell and run!
    • Order like a 100 anchovy pizzas for the ayatollah
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      Starring Seth Rogan and James Franco.

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    • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      call the ayatollah gay and imply that his dick is small

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        They already did that

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