Unyielding Gatekeeper - 1W
Creature - Elephant Cleric (Rare)
Disguise 1W (You may cast this card face down for 3 as a 2/2 creature with ward 2. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When Unyielding Gatekeeper is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
3/2
Yeah the fact that this hits any nonland permanent and straight up exiles it at instant speed is really substantial. It’s 5 total mana to do this though which is high, but yeah maybe in the right deck this gets played in standard.