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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25.

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Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I’m still waiting for one of the mainstream media to yell at Trump: Sir! Did you perform oral sex on Bill Clinton or a horse?

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      Who is bubba?!? That should be shouted at every press conference going forward

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      Donald Trump blew a horse. Or it could have been Bill Clinton. And photos exist. We don’t know exact details.

      Those words I just typed describe actual reality in this same universe where you live.

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        While you were at work, or at school, maybe out with friends. Perhaps watching your favorite tv show. In some corner of the world, Donald was breathing heavily through his nose while a camera shuttered repeatedly.

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          It is entirely possible he wasn’t even able to breath through his nose, we don’t know the depth of these circumstances, please don’t spread fake news.

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            Let’s be real, this guy can’t even take a shit while breathing through his nose

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              neither can i but that has nothing to do with my nose

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        Well, we don’t know if the Putin part was a joke or serious. They seemed to be in a joking mood in the emails, so perhaps they were talking about an event that happened, but joking about Putin having the photo, as this was when a lot of people talked about the supposed Trump pee tape IIRC. Definitely sounded like Trump blew someone for real though.

        As for who - Mark Epstein’s spokesperson apparently said Bubba refers to a private individual, not a public figure. But tbh it’s an Epstein so not exactly a trustworthy source now is he

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legends_of_Catherine_the_Great

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        Why not both?

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        Bubba may have been a much beloved animal on the farm. Maybe a dog?

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_(Bill_Clinton’s_dog)

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      Epstein’s emails contained one of him asking someone if they wanted a pic of Trump blowing ‘Bubba’ which was Bill Clinton’s nickname.

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        It’s also the name of Ghislaine Maxwell’s horse. Nobody’s exactly sure who Trump was blowing.

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    I never realized that picture was an optical illusion. I thought it was just an upset cat

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      ??? Plz explain.

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        It’s just a regular pole in front of a cat whose coloration blends into the pole in a misleading way. The cat’s not touching the pole.

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          aww now i can see the pole cap too and it’s not the cat’s mouth. i reject your reality and substitute my own

          edit: missed a spot

          edit edit: that was fun

          edit edit edit: decided catbro deserves some fun

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            It went away for a second for me too, but it comes back, don’t worry

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          I would have never noticed that. Good eye!

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          You just made me see the cap on the pole for the first time.

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    Grab 'em by the pissy

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    But how should I remember the events of the 11th day of an nonexisting month?

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      Lousy Smarch weather!

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

      The International Fixed Calendar (also known as the Cotsworth plan, the Cotsworth calendar, the Eastman plan or the Yearal)[1] was a proposed reform of the Gregorian calendar designed by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in 1902.[2] The International Fixed Calendar divides the year into 13 months of 28 days each.

      Kodak actually used it from 1928 to 1989.

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      Easy. Simply denounce your customs, beliefs, standards and protocols and join up with me on the mm/dd/yy side.

      We have cookies!

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        You tremble before the might of dd/yy/mm

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          Amateurs

          • yyyy/mm/dd gang
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            Much better way to organize. It’s how a lot of my files start:

            YYYYMMDD-Name-Document-signed

            So much easier to keep track.

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              100%, though I prefer “yyyy-mm-dd-” as the prefix to make it easier to parse the file at a glance. Leaving it all run together makes me take a few seconds to parse the date, which can be a annoying when trying to scan file lists.

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      I guess you’ll need the worst kind of dementia.

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      I was also confused there for a second

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    13/11/2025 for us Euros, 2025/11/13 for RoW.

    Let’s make it global!

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      Republic of Wassssssssssssssappppp

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      what’s RoW?

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        “Rest of World”

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    That video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

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      Is what video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

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        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=He1tpCj8w48

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          “Donald Trump just got into a helicopter with my child!”

          Yeah, I see what you mean. I’m shocked that thing was left alone with a child.

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    I will angle grind my own brain out of my skull if it means I can stop thinking about Donny Cankles horfing down WHICHEVER FUCKSTICK IT HAPPENS TO BE IT CAN BE CIGAR WILLY OR IT CAN BE A HORSE A FUCMIBG AITNSJAS IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH ANYMORE MY FUCKING BRAIN IT’S IN MY BRAIN GET IT OUT OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING BRAIN FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK THIS

    Yeah I think I’ll remember.

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