To be clear: There is nothing wrong with getting your suck on so long as all parties involved consent

(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)

  • istdaslol@feddit.org
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    1 day ago

    Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier

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      9 hours ago

      Remember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.

      Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.

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      7 hours ago

      Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he’s definitely attracted to them.

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      19 hours ago

      He’s not gay he’s just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn’t even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.