I got a couple of my favs with YouTube-dl / yt-dlp, but it’s a really small collection. I wished I had gotten some more of my favorites before they disappeared from pornhub. I had them favorited on pornhub but obviously that wasn’t enough.
I found one that was a lady shooting horse chestnuts into another lady’s anus with a slingshot and it was fantastic.
This is the exact comment I would expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart, thank you for your contribution.
At least someone appreciates me.
Sauce?
Masturbation causes normally intelligent memers to spell “life” as “live.”
It’s science.
History/Bookmark/Download?
Y’all still be downloading 'em?
Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!
Wait you still have shared machines in 2025? This isn’t 1998 Netscape navigator porn.
Just make a new profile on your OS called “Fappin” so no one knows what you’re up to.
T. Itcock, perfect
Edit: so no one knows whose fapping it was
Plausible deniability fap
“homework4K”
OK Mike Johnson.
If you share devices…
yt-dlp
An yes the “homework” folder despite leaving college over a decade ago…
Taxes folder.
Be careful. Wouldn’t want her to see this year’s fetish instead of last year’s taxes.
I almost would always want to see a pornograph more than a tax return.
Right click > safe to Desktop
Share to: Facebook
Just make an FB account that is just shares of your faves. A wall of fap, if you will.
BookBeat
This is why I have videotapes of all sessions since 1989. Never miss a beat.
Put up tons of adblockers and malware blockers (that are actually reliable), including those that block fake download buttons. Then download and put it into a USB stick and name it “administration”, the folders being accessible only by password or something.
And then idk, store the usb somewhere where nobody looks.
Plus it feels nice having a USB drive up your ass!
make an account?
Online bookmark manager. I recommend Raindrop.io
Lasts until the video is taken down.
Can treat it like critical data and download a local copy and then make a 3,2,1 backup.
I do hoard videos for this reason, both porn and not porn.
…but mostly porn
Of course.
My state is one of the ones trying to ban porn altogether. They aren’t trying to ban obscure animation and comedy skits.
I lost my internet for a couple of months a while back. That sucked. Since then I will track down stuff I like and save it if I can. I live alone, so not like anyone else is going to use my PC.
Screen capture bro
