Trolley problem? How about a trolley solution?

Just released, cheap as heck. Played 15 minutes so far and laughed my ass off.

They filed a fuck load of patents. This is one of them.

Translation: mounts that can walk and fly. Which already exist in God knows how many games.

If Nintendo can patent MOUNTS in the year of our lord 2025, that lemming can patent logic gates.

Looks like it got fact checked. Earlier info put out indicated he was registered as no party.

Which is a tiny bit ironic because super earth is an over the top parody of fascists.

But also

Wait, is that a verb or a noun?

canonically

There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣

The bass slapped. Pun intended.

Did he say anything about the Minnesota shootings? I’m trying to look but literally any search that includes his name is flooded with stuff from the past 2 days.

Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.

The show wasn’t great but the worst part was the random standup bits in between.

Funny, but also that “witch” trying to upsell protection spells because they sensed negative energy around them? Jesus.

I don’t particularly feel like watching the video again before bed, but you could calculate it by observing the time delay between the hit and the gunshot. You’d have to know the cartridge to get a rough idea of muzzle velocity, but it was around 90 in Utah today so the speed of sound should be just around 1150 ft/s. 5.56 averages 3000 ft/s.

Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner

Ok.

The American-Russian summit in question took place in September 1994. Five years later, Poland, Czechia and Hungary joined the alliance, followed by 11 additional European countries as part of NATO’s eastern expansion. But Russia, the largest country on earth, wasn’t one of them.

If you want to ignore the 3 separate wars in Georgia in 1991-1993 with Russia support and direct Russian involvement then fine, but the first chechen war in 1994-1996 and the second chechen war 99-09 fall in that timeframe.

Inb4 square gets the shit sued out of them for their monster design.

BBT is a weird one because it’s a nerdy show for NOT nerdy people. There are clever bits, but the vast majority of the punchlines are “haha they said a nerdy thing” and that’s it.

Legit lines:

“Sheldon? What are you doing?”

“Playing super Mario Brothers on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator”

Laugh track

Peak comedy.

It was alright when it was new and fresh but holy shit it gets old fast. Season number whatever was worth it because papa Winchester KILLED IT as negan, plus they returned to the source material, but by that point the show was already overstaying its welcome.

If I had a dollar for every “we’re safe now but uh oh rick fucked everything up be cause he thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room” I’d have like 5 dollars.

continuous eastern expansion

Huh, I wonder if there were any events that would cause Russia’s neighbors to seek protection?

No, it must be NATO that are the imperialists!