Kenny2999

Instruction unclear, pineapple is stuck and boss is crying.

Its also how their life expectancy is calculated. 10mississippi…9mississippi…8mississippi…

Mako goes brrrr

So just bpmb threats and realistic beastiality. Got it.

Hey Zeus! Zeus proceeds to become a rabbit and boink everything that moves or doesn’t.

beating beats beating

No, I don’t think I will, captain, it’s gonna blow.

It’s also sad to see animals that have clearly been bred to become a kebab.

Users: Doesn’t matter, had Xegs.

unbearable

so called not see updates

Pelit. I don’t know how old it is but the above one was the first issue I bought. One of the original dudes still there making up terrible wordplays.

I just haven’t seen any correlation with game quality. A short subjective rant from a random gamer is much more useful, especially with those hidden indie gems.

Steam reviews are a great source of info and entertainment. The score is absolutely useless.

When actually picking my next game I’ve trusted the same gaming magazine for over 30 years.

To paraphrase some guy I met on a carriage ride the other day: Hey you. You’re finally a woke.

The sequel

To think he could be making licence plates for free. /s

Sex: a horny dog

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

colonization is just another word for gay sex