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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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# PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE

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# PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    11 hours ago

    This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.

    ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    ##CATS SHOULD NOT HAVE DRIVER’S LICENSES##

  • LarsIsCool@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    NORMALIZE ADDING BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE

    • python@lemmy.world
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      *ONE HANDED BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY DRIVING

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      22 hours ago

      :-:•;°°*:.;.–•

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    22 hours ago

    Normalize transforming memes into GIF where only 1 big letter per frame will be shown over all the image.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there’s no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!

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        • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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          I gare noy???

          What does that mean???

          • heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk
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            16 hours ago

            I believe it says “I care not”.

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Hear me out: why do we allow pedestrians!? It’s like, get a car!

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          c/fuckpedestrians

      • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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        1 day ago

        spill proof drink containers are game changer!

    • awful_neutral@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      The funny thing is your don’t even need to read the text for this one

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        I didn’t even know there was text until seeing the replies

      • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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        1 day ago

        Yeah, everyone know he say yes and put on the ring 😊

        • awful_neutral@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Nah you’re think of a different scene. This is the scene where he asks for sloppy toppy (passionately)

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    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      YOUR WELCOME GAM GAM.

      I HAVE YOUR SCHNAPPS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, DRIVING OVER NOW. I’M DRINKING ONE BOTTLE ON THE WAY AS “DELIVERY FEE”.

      SEE YOU SOON!

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        HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

        • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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          HE’LL YEAH BROTHER!!!11!!!

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Dear Slim…

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    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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    Texting while driving isn’t that dangerous, I alw

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Like Gramma always said, “it’s not the drunk drivers that are the problem. It’s those fucking drunk crashers giving us a bad name!”

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      I know we all joke about this, but like, it’s literally probably safer than using a fucking unintuitive touchscreen to control your climate settings or wipers or headlights

      you could have a dash mounted phone and use voice to text, and that is pretty much guaranteed less of a distraction to a driver than trying to navigate menus to turn off their high beams

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        Tuchscreen cars normally support android auto or apple carplay and have a siri/alexe/whazever button on the wheel

        Texting, phoning no problem, eyes on the road

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        I will not buy a car that requires the touchscreen to operate essential functions like wipers.

        Putting indicator buttons on the steering wheel is just as bad if the steering wheel can turn more than 45°.

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          Well Tesla tried to fix that by making it a yoke instead of a wheel so your hands would never leave their designated positions. And then they went and fucked that up by making it a fixed steering ratio like a regular wheel, which defeated the entire purpose of a yoke. Then they just ditched the yoke entirely instead of developing a variable ratio steering mechanism for it, and that was it for the yoke. Oh also they went back on their bold and courageous and revolutionary and innovative move of removing the steering stalk in favor of shitty capacitive buttons on the wheel, because everyone hated that too. Very brave.

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      Fedisniper strikes again. When will this terror end?

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    Superbly shit post indeed.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They’ll certainly have a big brain when the blunt force trauma from the accident causes hemorrhaging.

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    Actually safer because you don’t have to concentrate so hard on the small letters

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    And while you’re at it, put handles on pudding cups so I can steer and hold my snack. I need my right hand for the spoon and scrolling Youtube,

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    Though still not normalizing text alternatives for drivers who need accessibility. 🤔

  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    You’ll get smaller text so your eyes stay on the road and you’ll like it.

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    And remove ads from YouTube while you’re at it. Don’t they know taking both my hands off the wheel to pick up my phone and hit skip is dangerous???!??

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      If your car has a digital speedometer, etc… it’s possible you can replace that entire distracting panel with your YouTubes.

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        90% of drivers admit to taking their eyes off the road to look down at their speedometer. Together we can stop this.

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          I have a max speed enforcer built in my car, i always drive pedal down like in mario kart don’t need speedometer… Maybe I am 10% 🧐

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        FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.

        Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          When I was a young moron, often making long drives at night on unlit roads, I would watch videos while driving by placing my phone on the dashboard and watching the reflection on the windshield

          • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I’ve worked with two guys in the past year that admit watching YouTube or movies while driving long trips. Both of them younger.

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