Someone call up Connor McGregor, we need to find the old-man beating world champion

Troll-slaying ax, and some woolen socks.

Hahahaha I remember when TicTok was newish a friend of mine (who never once actually used TikTok) boomerly complained that it was “just underage girls twerking”.

He then proceeded to get roasted to hell and back the rest of the night, because Tiktock was famous for its algorithm showing you what you want to see. One boomer lying whine, and then 4 hours of being on blast and forever’s worth of random inside jokes on him.

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Palestinians Saved ❎

Climate Action Taken ❎

Women’s reproductive freedom secured ❎

Sensible immigration reform ❎

Sense of smugness achieved ✅

Also, the extent of the campaign’s outreach to young men was “vote on behalf of the women you know”.

Maybe pick a better message that doesn’t exclude their entire demographic and you might find better results.

Not the poles, the Poles! They’re flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.

You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that’s all.

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This

Really? One of the worst people ever? That’s the top of the chart; Adolf Hitler and Joe Rogan?

Garbage “journalism” lmao

Yeah, safe to say you don’t know why the joke was an issue. It wasn’t a “Trump joke”, it was an “endorsing assasaination” joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke, yeah it was funny to me personally (I might have made the same joke), but you cannot say certain jokes publicly as a public figure.

Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

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Lord I hate those fucking cunts who see two car lengths of space as an invitation. I’m going 85, you’re going 75, don’t suddenly hop in front of me because the clown in front of you is going 70.

Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

“Pizza! Pizza!” is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars

Hahahaha, I remember the original meme, and Kobolds fit right with it XD

Domino’s isn’t very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.

Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.