Worth.
I was in the path of totality and there were so many glasses available to everyone around its hard to believe this.
Okay you had to pick the stupidest person on earth.
Bet you he googled it though. Bet you.
Why does the data for eyes hurt start before the eclipse even happened?
Surely it’s just the sum of searches during that period, just to cover the interval. 🤷♂️
People kept looking at the sun to check if it was eclipsing yet.
I had like 5 seconds of panic because there was a gray spot in my vision after I accidentally looked at a baileys bead completely unfiltered through my telescope the second the eclipse ended. Turns out I just had a smudge on my glasses :P
human race = Muricans
ok
Humans do live in America, you are correct
and this is your leader
Use of the term leader there is a stretch
Yeah. Unfortunately he counts as human too
Plenty of stupid people everywhere.
Can confirm.
My favourite is still and will always be the negative reviews on Amazon for Yankee candles correlating with Covid outbreaks.
What’s the story about that?
Just a guess based on “covid” and “candles”, a ton of people negatively reviewed candles for not smelling good/right/at all, not realizing they had lost their sense of smell from covid at the time.
I know my spouse had the realization our cold was covid because we couldn’t smell the candles we had bought (and smelled) the week before.
I had been a bit sick and I had the realization when I went to sniff some weed and I couldn’t smell it. I’d been able to smell earlier in the day and it was a weird realization. I went around and sniffed everything I could hoping to get a whiff
It was extremely bizarre. I’ve had muted sense of smell and taste because of a sickness but never an absence of the sense
Conversely I woke up in the middle of the night with a cold and couldn’t smell Vick’s VapeoRub, which usually has an extremely strong menthol scent.
I got tested, talked to a doctor, and didn’t have COVID. It’s possible we lose our sense of smell sometimes with other types of colds too, but we never noticed because we didn’t panic about it.
When was this? For the first year and a half or so, the more commonly used test kits had something like a 40% false negative rate.
I don’t recall. But I took the pharmacy test too, the more accurate one.
Yankee candle rating dropped sharply (or at least statistically significant) during covid with reviews of them being negative because they had little to no smell.
Loss of smell being a covid symptom.
Edit: oh and yeah it would go up and down based on larger outbreaks. So it followed the early waves of mass outbreaks basically 1:1
What’s more surprising to me is that there’s a big enough stream of reviews for a candle to see this effect.
People are extremely opinionated on scented candles it seems.
Which is wild in retrospect because holy shit they smell SO strongly.
You got some responses but here is an article about it https://www.newsweek.com/covid-scented-candles-reviews-1551248
I tend to wake up every morning amazed that: A) We’re generally still here and B) I’m specifically still here. Then the disappointment hits.
Don’t give us too much credit just yet. Dinosaurs were around for about 180 million years.
Our earliest ancestors are about 2 million years ago, our closest ancestors are about 300,000 years and our actual ancestors who are like us are only about 50,000 years.
We’re still just a tiny blip in earth’s history and if we wipe ourselves out, it’ll be pretty hard for any future archaeologist to figure out who we were and what we did, or even to know that we were even here.
The sheer volume of microplastics that will be in our respective layer of rock stratigraphy will be unmistakable evidence that some rather stupid species was here.
Sure, but forget 50 kiloyears. Just considering the events of the last century is sufficient to make me marvel that we haven’t sterilized ourselves – and the rest of the planet. But, as you say, it’s early days yet. I’m sure we’ll manage to irrevocably cock it up any moment now.
I mean climate change might’ve already done it. Just need to wait 500-1000 years for the full effects to all take place.
That too, yeah. There’s plenty of options. It’s like once humanity heard of the Great Filter concept, the response was to collectively go: “Yes, but are we absolutely sure we’ve discovered all the anthropogenic causes? Maybe we should explore that some more. The best learning is by doing, you know?”
Dinosaurs is a clade, not a species. Humans belong to the clades hominoids and simians, which have been around for 13 and 42 million years.
or even to know that we were even here.
What about our megafauna extinctions, nuclear tests, mass biosphere degradation and destruction, the Anthropocene extinction event, the fish bones of 2-6 trillion fish we torture to death every year, the bones of trillions of monstrous chickens, anthropogenic climate change, plastic… and soon the upcoming anthropogenic climate-change cascade and the Anthropocene mass-extinction event?
You find yourself on the planet of half-intelligent disaster hominids.
Ganbatte, xxce2AAb.
Thanks. I guess there’s nothing for it but to venture deep into the woods at night, alone and carrying only a high-power laser pointer and a large sign reading “for the love of everything pure and good, abduct me!”
(I consent to reasonable amounts of probing)
That’s a bop, thanks :)
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Couldn’t the search be, how do I see the eclipse without hurting my eyes?
That search query would be sent right after looking directly at it
I don’t buy it. The sun is dangerous because you don’t feel pain when it damages your retina. So if people actually googled it, they suffered from nocebo.
But looking at bright light still hurts your eyes. When I go from my dark bedroom to my bathroom with an Eastward facing window with the sun coming in full blast it hurts my eyes. Also nothing about the search says anything about retina damage specifically.
There’s a difference between immediate feedback and delayed, not to mention that pain doesn’t actually need existing neurons, it can fire solely on the CNS not receiving signals it was expecting like in phantom limb
Tldr meh, maybe
Go look at the sun and tell us if you get a headache
… I feel like you teased me with a rickroll & then in fact left me hanging all deserted, intentionally.
Well done!Never a day goes by that I don’t feel thankful for your kindness.
Grateful beyond words for the warmth you bring into my life.
Giving your time and care means more than I can say.
Your presence reminds me how beautiful life can be.
Under every circumstance, I’m thankful for you.…
Americans, you mean.
Yes. Last I checked, Americans are also humans
Definitely has to be pretty low in Buffalo NY…
…since it was fucking OVERCAST!
FML
Same in Toronto. I wonder what the results would be like from Sherbrooke, since we had crystal clear skies there.
human race
shows the usa
easy to hate when you cherrypick the worst example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0h67-88k7E
Futurama:
<TV turns off>
Leela: Look I know there are no car chases but this is important. One of these two men will be president of the world
Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States
Leela: The United States is part of the world
Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time
I believe that’s because only north America experienced totality for that eclipse (along that line).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_April_8,_2024
The people who live there are members of humanity. As you can see, the humans not on the totality line mostly didn’t hurt their eyes. that probably is true for the rest of humanity. this post is about the humans on the line though
Would you prefer the post be entitled “Humanity that stares at the sun during totality never cease to amaze me” and kill what tiny semblance of a joke is there?
That wasn’t a problem where I live, it was totally overcast that day. Though I’m sure it would have had the sun been visible.
