Thats america’s ass
You know soldier bro couldn’t help himself
If that was Stalin and a Red Army soldier, I’d be so jealous of the guy getting to cop a feel.
As it is, I just feel a little bad for him.

God I’m so jealous of that trooper
I actually feel sorry for that guy. /s
Whispering to himself, “free college… free college… free *HRK* college…”
You know it squished and shifted.
The Oval Orifice

President Hugh Jazz


Takes more than 2 legs to carry that dump truck anywhere.
Better get those gloves laundered

Holy shit I just started using the Alexandrite front end and the huge emojis of legend I heard so much about from the early days of federation still exist this horny mfer is GIGANTIC
Holy shit it’s enormous
The biggest horniest emote of all, we love our big horny emotes comrades

Me when I see a dumpy and ask for permission to grab.

Donnie really loves the Philadelphia Eagles, doesn’t he
tush push baby
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