• Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Secret Service Fires Shots at Car Thieves

      But we don’t do non sensationalist headlines anymore.

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      1 year ago

      You just made me realize that the original headline doesn’t specify that the SUV is where the granddaughter is. You also make that mistake.

      I think we can do better. Let’s see:

      Secret Service open fire at thieves who unknowingly attempted to break into SUV carrying Biden’s granddaughter.

      And I still think we can do better, but right now I’m le tired.