Children are starving and the president is focused on renovating white house bathrooms with gold fixtures. He is certainly following Nero’s footsteps.
The whole thing is coming down. You know it.
My big takeaway from these pictures is that one can take a shit by an unfrosted floor-to-ceiling window to the outside
What a disgrace. He’s tearing up history and smearing his gold flake feces all over the place.
This is how you make America great!!! Just non-stop winning! Fuck the kids and all humans in the borders. Food and healthcare are boring. A renovated bathroom, that’s amazing!!!
His brain is so far gone, he’s gonna get trapped in the bathroom because he can’t find the way out.
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It isn’t your fucking house asshole.
Yes it is. No one is stopping him from anything. He could nuke the entire planet and he’d rule over rubble.
Hey that’s right. It’s our (taxpayer’s) house. We should evict him.
…how many bugs -and I don’t mean the crawly critters- do you think are making it into the whitehouse through all these renovations?
In the fantasy world of a functional US government following the Trump regime, how do you even handle this? Everything he touches is a gigantic liability.
I think at this point I’d have the WH converted into a museum highlighting shit like the dangers of misinformation, and just pick up ops from one of the military bases that we’re sure Trump never set foot in.
During Nixon’s renovations he embedded so many bugs and wires in the walls it interfered with the structural integrity of the plaster.
So there’s precedent for counter-surveillance scrubdowns.
But, that only happens if the WH is taken back from the dictator inside it.
Do a sustained emp while powering the place to sterilize the bugs?
He is turning it into Mar-a-Lago.
I get it, he wants to make it feel like home if he’s gonna be living there for the rest of his life.
He won’t be stepping down from this gig, he knows the consequences he’ll have to face if he becomes a normal citizen again.
Trump even recently said it’s “pretty clear” he can’t run for a 3rd term.
Stop perpetuating this doomer nonsense.
He wouldn’t be desperately trying to gerrymander states to keep Senate seats if he truly thought he was a king.
Authoritarianism only works when you get so emotionally beaten down that you acquiesce in advance.
It’s not acquiescence, it’s a warning and call to arms. Jan 6 shows us he will go to extreme measures to stay in power. I do not believe he will fail again.
I get it, he wants to make it feel like home if he’s gonna be living there for the rest of his life.
Much of the White House was decorated by Jackie Kennedy, and her husband ended up spending the rest of his life there, so maybe this will be the same thing…
I like the cut of your jib
yea I think it’s mostly fear driving his every move nowadays. He probably wants to spend his last days as unbothered as possible
If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.
Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.
Holy shit is that tacky.
Can you imagine the president having nothing better to do than golf, take pictures of the bathroom, and fuck children?
Ugh. I don’t love the green, but that after picture is hideous.
No imagination needed.
It’s hideous.
Try to tell me this fuck isn’t intending on staying past 2028. :/
His old strategist Bannon said to The Economist just last week that Trump will serve a third term, and that their criteria for success is MAGA in control of every American institution, forever
No, not hyperbole, damn near exact quote
He’s been selling Trump 2028 merch for a while now. His new campaign slogan is “Rewrite the rules.”
It’s his forever home
lets hope so, but not for the reasons he would like to.
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Holy shit how fucked are are that this is even news. I hate this so much.
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I hate when a stupid motherfucker is right because, outside the gold, the marble looks way fuckin better than that green.
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To claim that marble and gold is somehow more era appropriate for Lincoln is pretty standard Trump-alternate-reality delusion fueled by narcissism.
Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.
I think the marble looks weird as fuck and would make the bathroom uncomfortable to be in, while the green tile is very pleasing and cozy, with nice accents
They both look pretty bad to be honest
Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…
Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.
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He’s not getting the damage deposit back
He should be careful. A doddery old stroke victim with Alzheimer’s could slip on all that polished marvel.
Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.
This Kidfucker’s Friend saw Saddham’s palace and decided it looked like a good idea.
He shoulda stayed awake for the end of that vine.
