“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?
Oh so you’re better than me because you don’t have 30 hexbear tabs open on your phone browser?
No but really, I should start carrying around the book I’m reading so that I can get a chapter in at lunch instead of reading the stupid shit you assholes say all day. I say this with love tho.